My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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