Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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