and you said cock pushups were impossible
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Panties = found
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
