dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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