i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I will be naked everywhere
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
