so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
cat food counts as protein by the way
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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