I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
grandma shit on top of the toilet
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
babies were throwing up all over the place
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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