Already got asked if we're dating
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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