He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just made my gag reflex go away.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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