So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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