What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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