and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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