I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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