put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Never underestimate the power of titties
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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