Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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