i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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