I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Randomize
