How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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