can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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