Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
