sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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