Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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