Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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