do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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