Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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