i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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