I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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