so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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