She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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