I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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