I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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