ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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