nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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