We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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