I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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