2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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