How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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