The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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