Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It's blow job season.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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