she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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