I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Randomize
