the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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