YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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