I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Bring me that man meat
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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