Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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