so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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