Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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