she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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