we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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