I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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