My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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