i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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