I should be sponsored by Trojan
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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