Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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