We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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