okay pat passed out under dana's car
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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