He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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